I’ve been laughing to myself for like 5 minutes about the idea of the person who lives in the American Football house coming outside with a shotgun and being like “you darn kids stay off my lawn” and a bunch of kids in flannel and thick rimmed glasses go skittering away in all directions
'Feisty one you are' is the most embarrassing TV moment of all time. Nothing is even close.
Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums
1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it
If your nationality is an actual aspect of your character you must be a pretty shallows person.